List 12 of your favorite characters and then FOLLOW THE PROMPTS. /o/

1) Sasori (Naruto)
2) Haine (DOGS: Bullets & Carnage)
3) Metis (Honeydew Syndrome)
4) Matt (Death Note)
5) Envy (Full Metal Alchemist)
6) Youji (Loveless)
7) Hatsuharu (Fruits Basket)
8) Hikaru (OHSHC)
9) Junior (Read Or Die)
10) Yukari (Azumanga Daioh)
11) Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
12) Hidan (Naruto) (I...had to XD )

1: Have you ever read 6/11 (Youji/Kyon) fic? Do you want to?
...I seriously doubt that even exists but I would find it VERY amusing if it did.

2. Do you think 4 (Matt) is hot? How hot?
..........maybe. :3

3. What would happen if 12 (Hidan) got 8 (Hikaru) pregnant?
Holy.....fuck that'd be so....crack. pure crack. I'm going to go die laughing now. XD

4. Can you recommend any fics about 9 (Junior)?
....Er, I don't really read any fanfics of R.O.D.

5. Would 2 (Haine) and 6 (Youji) make a good couple?
....ah....uh....well Haine dislikes women but being with Youji would make him a pedophile.....>:3

6. 5/9 (Envy/Junior) or 5/10 (Envy/Yukari)? Why?
....Whoa. Umm probably Envy/Junior since I think it'd be an interesting yaoi couple but Envy with Mrs. YUKARI?!?!? OMFG that'd be hilarious. Just wow.

7. What would happen if 7 (Haru) walked in on 2 (Haine) and 12 (Hidan) having sex?
Haine and Hidan?!??!?! That is a hot, hot couple. They all have white hair. I'd say that Haru would turn to his black side and join them. >: D

8. Summarize a fic involving 3/10 (Metis/Yukari):
...Metis is a student; Yukari is a teacher....that's just.....no.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Sasori/Hikaru) fluff?
.......It'll come. Give it time.

10. Suggest a title for 7/12 (Haru/Hidan) hurt/comfort fic.
..........I...don't even want to try....though it's a hot couple *shot*

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Matt) to deflower 1 (Sasori)?
.....Oh sweet jesus that's so cracktastic it's hot and entertaining. Uhh, I have no idea. Matt would have to do some serious persuading and flirting. XD

12. Does anyone on your friendslist read 7 (Haru) slash?
I don't think so...The only friend I know who does read FB loves Yuki/Tohru.

13. Does anyone on your friendslist read 3 (Metis) het?
....I hope not.

14. Does anyone on your flist write or draw 11 (Kyon)?
Not that I know of. D:

15. Would anyone on your flist write 2/4/5 (Haine/Matt/Youji)?
HOPEFULLY NOT.

16. What might ten (Yukari) scream at a moment of great passion?
......................Something about alcohol or Danish pillows. I really don't want to know. *is thoroughly disturbed*

17. If you wrote a songfic about 8 (Hikaru), what song would it be?
...Um. "Every Me and Every You" -- Placebo. ??? I DUNNO

18. If you wrote 1/6/12 (Sasori/Youji/Hidan) what would the warnings be?
Rape, bondage, mature language, innuendo, violence, gore, torture, gang banging, and all that crazy shit that two horny akatsuki would inflict upon a poor, innocent (not) neko kid.

19. What might be a good pickup line for 2 (Haine) to use on 10 (Yukari)?
Haine hates women and Yukari would probably be waaaay too much for him so he'd kill her. Dx

20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Envy)?
A long, long time ago.

21. What is 6's (Youji) super-secret kink?
....Er....probably bondage of some sort?

22. Would 11 (Kyon) shag 9 (Junior)? Drunk or sober?
If Kyon was drunk, possibly. If not....then probably no.

23. If 3 (Metis) and 7 (Haru) get together, who tops?
...........Haru. xD

24. How would you feel if 7/8 (Hatsu/Hikaru) were canon?
I'd be crying with joy, i assure you.


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