Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Anna needs to be excused from class today."
Lulwut? I'm out of school....

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Anna looks like Bjork born of the Teletubbies."
...What the hell? Are they saying Bjork's born of Teletubbies or that I am?!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Anna says to jump like a model on a pogo stick!! JUMP!!"
......What....?

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Anna wants to break free."
...lolshur.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Anna does not want them to get addicted to ketchup."
Amen.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Anna hates bananas with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more."
...Well it'd be disturbing if bananas had that shit.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Anna asks where he’s going, but he leaves without another word."
...Who's "he"?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "aNnA GoEs RaWr!!1!"
....That's disturbing.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Anna likes the Veggie Tales so much that she wants to taste the vegetables on the TV."
OMFG YES.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Anna eats Wasabi in Korea."
Yup. Twice a week actually.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Anna wears little to no jewelry."
That's pretty true.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Anna was arrested for DUI in Hawaii."
I can explain.

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